10 Ways Not to Beat Summer 2019

  Stay home all day playing Fortnite. Because let’s be frank: if you spend your entire summer just wriggling your thumbs to the Fornite Gods you’ll lose extraordinary amounts of sleep and simply age faster, except not in the cool way, but in the way where you end up looking like Yoda from Star Wars […]

How to Beat Summer 2019: Part III

Alright, so you made it past How to Beat Summer 2019 Parts I & II and are now nearing the finish line. However, if you think the third and final part of this series will be easier because you’ve gotten through the first two lists, you’re in for a surprise. 1. START YOUR OWN BUSINESS […]

How to Beat Summer 2019: Part I

Okay, so you’re (finally) done with school and can’t wait to enjoy the summer shine in L.A. but you don’t quite know how to get started. Moreover, it seems like all these other kids have somewhere to go while you’re just sitting at home watching IGTV re-runs on your couch. I’ve been there. It’s tough […]

Schoool (For the students of Los Angeles)

A little remix of 21 Savage’s billboard-topping ‘a lot’ by yours truly for the students of Los Angeles: “How much homework you got? (straight up) How much homework you got? (straight up) How much homework you got? (straight up) How much homework you got?  How many homeworks you got (a lot) How many quizzes you got? (a lot) How many […]